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Part 2

3. Were you pissed because people didn't fall to their knees, rapidly click the "5", suck your cock in their review, and flood your e-mail box with praise? That's how it came off - to me, and to most people. You were pretty cocky to say that "your movie was quality and deserves a better score than what it received.' Don't begin to think that everyone is out to get you. For the one bad apple that intentionally votes low on your movies (because they don't like you as a person), there's an entire orchard that votes fairly on your content. It takes some pretty juicy balls to say your movies outgrew Newgrounds. I think you should reverse that. There's a pretty big possibility that you just might not be 'king dick' anymore. A lot like, how everyone used to think Steven Segal was a total badass with great movies, then his gimmicks got played out, and now he's pretty much a fat and worthless, washed up joke? A lot like that. A falling star! You might just need to 'get over that', and 'move on'. To number four.

4. A side note, in my eyes - I think the novelty of making parodies of popular video games and movies is wearing thin. People don't seem to have much respect for it anymore. I personally didn't understand this cartoon because I've never entered the expansive and exciting "World of Warcraft". A small tip would be trying to expand your subject matter to a broader level - to cover a more diverse audience. Another point, lets say someone liked your cartoons 4 years ago. If they were 15-16, they'd be roughly 20 and moving on to college, or more meaningful things by now. For a lot of people, their humor has matured and they expect more than painfully corny jokes and HORRIBLY typical 'physical comedy'. In short, most people have advanced past this nonsense. It's about time you considered doing the same, if you wish to grip an audience - rather than fade away into obscurity as your peers progress and you slowly become the bitter hermit you're destined to be.

I'll just wrap it up. Look dude, if you wanna leave, go for it. No sweat. People like you here, but it's not us who need to change. There's a ton of amazing artists on Newgrounds who come here for the crazy and free exposure it offers - and they still submit. They still have fun. They deal with the ups and downs, and only come back stronger the next day. They welcome the helpful reviews that both praise, offer advice in order to advance their skills, or list every reason why the artist should never touch a Wacom again. But hey! Real life doesn't generally cast enormous, magical rainbows that rain cupcakes and candy all over your ‘Legendary Lilypad’. This is Newgrounds, accept it or pitch a tent elsewhere. I’m sure the lip service and cock sucking you get from your pals at DA should hold you over for a bit, and I doubt the lack of your presence will affect the other top ranked artists here.

And by the way, this movie wasn't one of your better ones - rather, it walked a thin line somewhere between bad and terrible.

Yeah...

All I see is a failed attempt to be deep, meaningful, and abstract.

Here come the hordes of people with their 'I CAN SOOO RELATE TO THIS MOVIE!' bullshit. Give me a fucking break and drop the act, people.

Good effort, though.

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